Weird And/or Funny Thoughts, (Careful some of these are for higher-level thinkers)

• Why are there bicycler-cops in middle-class Suburban America?
• What’s Papa Smurf’s real name?
• Parrots don’t know sign language, so what’s the point of a deaf person having a parrot?
• If I poured myself a glass of lemonade and submitted it for a drug test what would happen? What would happen if it were pink lemonade?
• What ever happened to the Dell dude?
• Did you know that to ‘assume’ makes an ‘ass’ out of ‘you’ and ‘me?’
• Do you think I should get a pet duck?
• Where do anti-capitalists work?
• Could Martha Stewart ever be hired as a broker?
• Is it all-or-nothing for the NHL® (National Hockey League)?
• Was Merlin the first person to have botox?

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